Some people deserve flowers and some deserve inappropriate cookies.

We offer both here at Morven Made, but this one's considerably more satisfying.

Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries or because he can't find it, this cookie is perfect!

Your rude cookies will arrive beautifully boxed and ready to offend... we mean delight.

We ship Australia-wide, or if your local, you can collect your order from Blue Wren Gift & Homewares at Culcairn using our Click & Collect service.

Ingredients: Flour, Butter, Sugar, Egg, Vanilla, Baking Powder, Salt, Fondtastic Fondant.