Nothing says "I care" quite like beautifully wrapped passive aggression.

Sweet from a distance.

Savage up close.

Exactly the kind of mixed messaging we can get behind. Whether it's for a birthday, Secret Santa, retirement, divorce party, workmate, sibling or that special someone, this wrapping paper guarantees your gift will be remembered long after it's opened.

Because life's too short for boring wrapping paper.

And if you're going to tell someone to eat a bag of dicks... you may as well do it with flowers!