Some people deserve flowers and some deserve a bag of shit.

We offer both here at Morven Made, but this one's considerably more satisfying.

Ideal for birthdays, breakups, office drama and general disappointment, this pack consists of three "Happy Birthday" cookies and three "Eat Shit" cookies.

Your rude little treats will arrive beautifully boxed and ready to offend... we mean delight.

We ship Australia-wide, or if your local, you can collect your order from Blue Wren Gift & Homewares at Culcairn using our Click & Collect service.

Ingredients: Flour, Butter, Sugar, Egg, Vanilla, Baking Powder, Salt, Fondtastic Fondant.