Some people deserve flowers and some deserve a bag of dicks.

We offer both here at Morven Made, but this one's considerably more satisfying.

Ideal for birthdays, breakups, office drama and general disappointment, this pack consists of one Eat a Dick cookie and 15 small Dick cookies.

This pack has the option of 'Diversity Dicks'....... an assortment of dick colours because equality matters, even when you're telling someone to eat a bag of dicks.

Your rude little treats will arrive beautifully boxed and ready to offend... we mean delight.

We ship Australia-wide, or if your local, you can collect your order from Blue Wren Gift & Homewares at Culcairn using our Click & Collect service.