For those moments when you're expected to care... but simply can't find it within yourself. This beautifully inappropriate ceramic coaster is the perfect blend of style, sarcasm and emotional honesty.

Designed to protect your furniture while accurately reflecting your current level of investment in the situation.

Whether you're dealing with workplace drama, family politics, unsolicited advice or yet another unnecessary meeting, this coaster is here to remind everyone that your last remaining fuck left the building some time ago.